Did you know, that only 30% of unfaithful husbands ever get caught by their wives? Reports show that the main reason for these men getting caught is because they don’t cover their tracks well enough, especially when it comes to providing believable alibis to their unsuspecting partners. In order for you to stay within the 70% of guys who don’t get caught, we want to give you some helpful advice on alibis and perfect excuses to explain your whereabouts…
If you’re after a quickie with your fuckbuddy, why not use the ‘routine check-up’ at the doctor or dentist as an excuse to your spouse (and your work); hopefully this will allow you to get away early and head straight for a sex-filled discreet rendezvous.
The most common alibi used by both men and women to hide their affair is working late – we’re sure you’d love to sneak away with your Out Of Town Affairs UK bit on the side for as long as possible, so telling your spouse you’re going on a work trip or an out-of-town conference would be ideal. However, this isn’t always practical in some marriages so if you’d rather keep it simple, stick to just an hour or two of “overtime” after work. She’ll never know that your idea of overtime is meeting up with your mistress for some extramarital fun!
Keeping to the subject of work, tell your wife that you’re going on a work night out when, secretly, you can go to a bar/club (as far away as possible) with your playmate; if your wife rings you, just answer – she’ll hear that you are out, she just won’t know who with.
Our favourite alibi has to be the gym – tell your partner that you’ve got an urge to get fit and shape up, all the while you can meet up with your Out Of Town Affairs UK fuckbuddy and burn off the calories through some hot rampant sex; an hour of sex can burn nearly 200 calories! The “gym” excuse allows you to come home sweaty and your spouse won’t know the real reason why, or you can always shower before returning home and she still won’t suspect a thing.
When it comes to needing a favour, we all know we can rely on friends but, as thrilling as an affair can be, it’s important not to excitedly tell too many mates about your sexy bit on the side unless you really have to. If you’re after a few discreet hours with your Out Of Town Affairs UK playmate, why not tell your wife that you’re meeting up with an old school friend – make it clear that it’s just a friendly catch up between the two of you, so she won’t be expecting an invite to tag along.
We’re sure you’ve already used some of the above alibis to keep your Out Of Town Affairs UK affair secret, but we also know easy it is to lose your senses when you’re enjoying a mind-blowing affair. If you don’t want to get caught, be sure to have your alibis ready for if or when your wife gets suspicious…